Open scene: A quiet weekday evening in Blacker Hovse. 

The South Hovse complex fire alarm goes off. All the Moles file out onto the lawn by the Athenaeum.

Enter Security Guard.
Security Guard: No one here is in trouble, I just need some information about what happened here before we can turn the fire alarm off.

Utter silence. Crickets chirp.

Exeunt Security Guard.

Blacker RA, Dustin: (sighing) Well, I’ve never seen a group Prisoner’s Dilemma go so well.

End Scene.